to take a m-ssive sh-t
hey dude i’ll be back in 5 minutes. i have to deport some romanians.
- jordan perez
a really soft -ss person stop being a jordan perez and sending hearts to your gir.
- hand me the aux cord
“hand me the aux cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device. on twitter, the expression is often used to caption images of flaming vehicles. me:yo hand me the aux cord friend: you better not play no lame sh-t me:*playing never going […]
pr-nounced like this: the letter ‘q’ and ‘vuh’ like ‘q-vuh’ a shorthand for ‘can you have?’. normally used in a mocking manner when somebody says ‘can i have…’ instead of ‘may i have…’ dwight: “hey, jim can i have my stapler?” jim: “i dunno, q’uve? its in a block of jell-o after all…”
- cincinnati chocolate drop
the act after someone p-sses out from drinking to much. you squat over the p-ssed out persons face and drop a t-rd in their mouth. allen was so drunk last night, i gave him a cincinnati chocolate drop.
the best person you’ll ever meet. loyal and sensitive, if you have a praza in your life, talk to her. she’s an introverted girl, but if you take the time to get to know her, you’ll never regret it. person 1: praza is always so honest and nice. person 2: oh yeah, i’ve seen praza […]