Deposit
polite way of saying sh-t, poo, a stool.
abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.
sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to f-ck. however, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. if this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they’ve matured.
hi andy, check her out over there.
woah! she’s a bit on the young side.
true, ah well i’d put a deposit down anyway.
shooting s-m-n in the b-tt hole of another. like making a deposit at a bank.
i gave the girl i met last night a deposit.
permission to have a move-in party by your landlord
like a miami heat championship, you will never see it again.
bro: dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
you: i just settled up, what you thinkin’?
bro: man, three words, keg, ky, and hot b-tches.
you: that’s like five man
bro: and a slip n’ slide
you: deposit kickin’ in already
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