Depresshit
when you’re sad and go to take a cr-p; there’s nothing more depressing than crying while smelling your own sh-t.
friend 1: “dude, where have you been for the last hour????”
friend 2: “my girlfriend just broke up with me… that chipotle binge was a bad idea, i’ve been on the toilet for 45 minutes having a depressh-t.”
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