depression masturbation
the act of masturbating to the most f-cked up sh-t you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to m-st-rb-t- to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet sh-t.
person 1: hey man, how ya feeling this monday morning.
person 2: not so good man, i feel like my life’s going to sh-t.
person 1: then why not try depression masturbation, it won’t make you feel better but you’ll at least feel regret.
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