depression matrix


a series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, diy cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you’re in lack of).
– dude, what i don’t get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while i remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
– don’t tell me. you’ve been staring at a depression matrix again.

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