Depth Charge

ok you need a pint of guinness and a shot of vodka…

now drop the shot gl-ss full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotgl-ss h-ts the bottem…

thats a f-ckin depth charge!
back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid…
one of those big t-rds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your -ss.
i used a whole f-cking role of toilet paper cuz i kept dropping depth charges.
a fart floated in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.

before exiting on the 5th floor, i dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.
laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty b-tt!
heh, heh… i just left a depth-charge for george.
a t-rd whose shear m-ss is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. however, the danger does not end there. if upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
dude, i did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. i just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to lupe.
while wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.
“ow! what the f-ck was that?”
“depth-charge baby!”
“it felt like my entire body was about to explode!”
“totally. sonic-boom!!”
flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.
just before i got into bed last night, ken let out two depth charges. i had to use the covers to separate the airsp-ce between us because the smell was so bad.

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