Derailed


when you f-ck someone really hard.
you f-ck someone so hard it’s like a train getting derailed off the tracks.
“greg derailed that b-tch”
“i thought he had mono!”

“i’d derail her.”
one who gets plowed like a piece of land; one who gets laid the f-ck out, one who gets bombed by sharif
holy sh-t dunne just got derailed and broke his wrist.

wow, pauly tess just got derailed.

hotdiggitydog, stup just got lined up and def-ckinrailed.

wilferd brimley here, if you or someone you know has dyabeetus and got derailed call liberty medical now.

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the act of pounding the living sh-t out of a biddie’s/whobag’s gloryhole. possible after effects include, concussions, vomiting, dizziness, loss of sight, v-g-n-l reconstruction, scoliosis, hernias, coma, and even death.
franky d-wet: sh-t man, da f-ck happened last night? and why is my d-ck so f-cking sore?
meech: bro, you were red-ckulous, you de-railed the f-cking life out of some who-bag. you should probably stay low for a while, they found her dead this morning with serious spinal injuries.
1. during the act of doggy-style v-g-n-l intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his p-n-s “accidentally” inserts itself into the girls -n-s.

2. an arctic map in the video game “call of duty: modern warfare 2.”
1.

“the other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so i derailed her. see if she does that again…”

2.

“last night i was having some fun, then got derailed”
“you pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?”
“worse. i got that sh-tty snow map.”
a women losing her virginity in a very rough, hard manor.
guy 1:dude, i totally just derailed this one chick!
guy 2: me too!
to f-ck the sh-t out of somebody, then never talk to them again despite seeing them around a lot. usualy occurs between upper and lower cl-ssmen in high school and college.
bro 1: jon derailed that chick at that party
bro 2: i know, shed in two of his cl-sses to
bro 1: awesome

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