derd

the combination of a dork and a nerd
sarah b.
dude herd: an 8:1 ratio of men to women showing up to a party.
you throw a party, julie shows up with a six pack … and twelve dudes. she just brought a derd.
a rocker guy with a mullet or just really long hair, ripped jeans, tight shirts, and aviator sungl-sses. good derds like trucks with tanky accessories, like skid plates, winches, rollbars, etc and old sports cars (like camaros) with tweaked engines. pounding out 80s rock including ac/dc, def lepard and gnr at all times. torque talk is common, as is fixing things whether the derd knows how to fix it or not.
“f-ck, my older brother’s the biggest derd. he crashed his mustang last weekend when he was drunk so now he has to drive his pick-up everywere. that things got an 8 inch lift kit, it’s f-cking huge. but he won’t even miss the ‘stang cuz he’s fixing up an iroc and that things gonna be a b-tchin camaro when he’s done with it. he’s got a 12 disc changer in the back mang.”
1.) a term for marijuana that is used so that people unfamilier with the word are unaware with what you are discussing.

2.) synonym for dude.
1.) i just picked up same dank derd.

2.) what’s up derd.
1. (noun) a hybrid of a nerd and a dork. also somtimes emo.
2. (noun) a detachable d-ck
1. “halle your such a derd.” or “fetch, derd!!!”
2. “zoe bought a derd on ebay.”
short for any name that starts with d-vowel-r.
derd #1: hey derd, how’s it going?

derd #2: not much derd, how bout you?
short for druid in world of warcraft. druid can also be shortened to drood, drude, derrid, etc.
we need a derd to tank this boss.