derek ashley


a common running joke in newfoundland refering to to h-m-s-xual men; mike grant and derek ashley. the joke arose from the remark that mike grant is a f-g and always says derek ashley’s name in full with a very serious tone which was then satirized to the extent of sounding like batman from the dark knight with a mix of dr. tran. the joke has many implementations and uses; a common being the saying of derek ashley in the use of marco polo.
example 1
guy 1: derek!
guy 2: ashley!
mike grant: im right here…

example 2
guy 1: wheres mike?
guy 2: probably off in the shed with derek ashley

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