Derf Run


a necessarily late night quest to the closest/farthest 7-11. at least 3 of the four derf meisters must be involved.

for every extra 7-11 hit up, a prefix must be added, i.e. double, triple, double-double, etc.
douchebag: wait, what’s a derf run?
derfmeister: what’s a derf run? why, it’s the most wonderful magical thing of all. and it only happens once a year, every week!

a journey taken with friends more for the company than the eventual destination.
1: hey you wanna walk to 7-11?

2: dude, it’s like 2 miles away – let’s just drive.

1: naw, man, it’ll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.

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