derf
the face a dog makes when he or she tilts his or her head and looks inquisitive or confused.
i threw the ball and rover just looked at me like, “derf”?
a slang term for dry humping. involves s-xual contact through clothes
did you get way derfing her last night.
a new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of june 27th 2063. it is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. it has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.
one, two, three, four, five, derf, six …
fred, spelled backwards
yo derf, did you do your homework?
noun:
someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.
verb:
the act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.
adjective:
something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
schmitty: that shane guy is such a derf.
joe: yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
cameron: it was such a derfy thing to do.
brodie: derfalicious indeed.
1. to get a stamp on your completed homework.
2. to act crazy and/or insane while teaching or just talking in general.
3. to yell at one’s smart board.
4. to flick off one’s cl-ss.
5. to stand on a desk to feel if the air is working.
6. to teach “sh-t”
7. to throw markers at ghetto kids.
person a: “yes i derfed my homework!”
person b: “ugh, lucky, i skipped one problem.”
teacher: “you guys forgot your calculators?!!!!” “you’re all losers!!!!!!”
teacher: (to smart board) “why isn’t this thing working?!”
students: (to teacher): “happy birthday!”
teacher: -flicks off cl-ss and walks out-
doesn’t ever research facts
noun: a failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
verb: failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
person-describing noun: a person who’s failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
this stupid facebook repost from fox news is such a derf.
some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and derfed for ten minutes about how bananas prove creationism.
he says i’m going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. what a derf!
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