derheim


commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-r-t-rded man. the derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. named after “derheim,” a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a p-ssed out woman’s face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. the derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in derheim’s words, “by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face.” derheim in his second year at u. north dakota is considered the best in his field of s-xology.
i snuck into her room and she was out cold so i pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.
dir-hime
v. derheimed, derheiming, derheimes

1. a term used when one runs away during a soccer practice and then claims they were in the woods playing with mud. in reality, the culprit had just sh-t their pants with unimaginable force, thus creating the synonym ‘dirty b-tt’. not a common disability but one often confused with diarrhea. one that suffers from derheiming uncontrollably tends to also blast penile fluid all over young unsuspecting women’s faces.
holy sh-t, luke just derheimed all over his white cotton capri’s.
commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-r-t-rded man. the derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. named after “derheim,” a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a p-ssed out woman’s face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. the derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in derheim’s words, “by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face.” derheim in his second year at und is considered the best in his field of s-xology.
i snuck into her room, she was out cold, so i pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.

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