derk


dork+jerk=derk. this word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel
tudgeman-hi kate
kate-get out of my way derk!
a short person with a big with a big b-tt, who likes to have pirate fights with scooter in his jungle. they also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing halo 5. they bake good cakes and annoy lulu. make good wives.
(only cool people are derks)
i’m a derk, you’re a derk, we’re all derks.
fat thighs
“she spread her derks for me”
“my derks are chaffing”
when an optical computer mouse’s pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
“i can’t find my cursor, my mouse must have derked.”

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