Derpentine’s Day
the day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. named for saint derpentine, who lives in derps everywhere.
guy 1: what are you getting sh-lly for valentine’s?
guy 2: i dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong derpentine’s day…
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