derpflerp
1.) a word used when you have nothing better to say.
2.) a word used when you don’t know the answer to the question that just got asked to you.
3.) a word used just to throw people off
1.) person 1:”so how was your day?”
person 2: “derpflerp.”
2.) person 1: “what was the math homework last night?”
person 2 “derpflerp.”
person 1: o.o
3.) -dead silence-
“derpflerp!”
people around you: o.o “wtf”
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