derpstar
someone who consistently makes r-t-rded decisions on such an epic scale it borderlines on stardom.
so, you vomited in your shoes, a mesh trashcan with no liner and your computer..twice. congratulations you are a derpstar.
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- Derre, durr, dere, derr
translates into the word “there” to be used in the same context. wuts dat right derre? “i like the way you do dat rite durr”
- skanknee
a stupid girl who you all know. such a dumb wh-r- that you want to kill her at the sight of her. -aw. did you hear about that megan thomson? -yeah. what a sk-nknee.
- crown dust
s-xual fluids that dry on the p-n-s (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the p-n-s is not washed or dried directly following s-x. i just rolled over and fell asleep after f-cking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
- Designated Kings Deck
(n.) a designated kings deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game kings. a dkd is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering. guy 1- “yo, i found cards, let’s play some kings!” guy 2- “wow, wait up bro, use a designated kings deck! […]
- heaping piles
hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around. i’ve got heaping piles from the comment ‘good things happen to those who wait’. constipated?