Derycksexual
being attracted to deryck whibley (bizzy d) the lead singer of successful band sum 41. he got the name bizzy d because “he gets bizzy” possibly due to the fact he lost his virginity at age 13. many people find deryck attractive and if you do, your derycks-xual.
person 1: “wanna date”
person 2: “no im derycks-xual
person 1: “oh…”
person 2: -goes home and listens 2 some sum 41-
#s-xy #derycks-xual #hot #deryck whibley
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