Des Moines Surprise
to surprise a girl who’s giving you head by peeing. extra points if she’s deep throating you.
i timed my des moines surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
when reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the -ss of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of c-ck, a nosefull of sh-t, a back covered in vomit and a -ssfull of thumb).
i believe that i am ready for the german p-rn olympics because i have pulled off a des moines surprise,
word kansas hard lemonade
it does one well to follow a des moines surprise and a topeka destroyer with some nice kansas hard lemonade.
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- dessert
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