Desert Goggles
when a service member deploys to the desert and has s-xual relations with an unattractive female. being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have s-xual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. a girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
soldier 1: dude, did you hear sgt john is banging sgt jane?
soldier 2: what?! shes hiddeous!
soldier 1: he must have desert goggles.
soldier 2: well, he has been deployed for a while.
to put ones t-st-cl-s over someones eyes
‘while i was doing your mom i gave her some desert goggles’
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