“desert gold” percent chance
an alternate way of saying “0% chance” or “completely impossible”. coined after the imfamous “desert gold” vehicle skin scandal in ea’s ‘battlefield 1’, where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
ken: hey, what are the chances i’ll get laid tonight?
barry: a “desert gold” percent chance. you’re an insociable tw-t.
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