Desert Horse
1: an very ugly chick that looks hot as f-ck while your deployed.
2: a desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: if i was not deployed i wouldn’t touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: i’ll hit though
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