desert

n, usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. at night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. if found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

when mentioning the word “desert,” only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.
the sahara desert
the gobi desert
the barren desert of the ugly chick’s v-g-n-.
see australia

desert is another word for australia. 🙂
boy 1: why is that when i think of a desert, i think of australia.

boy 2: because most of the beautiful desert landmarks are found in australia, buddy. :d
a word to describe excessive camel toe on a chick

“dude did you see that girl in the spandex?”

“yeah dude like a f-ckin desert”
a synomym for the grundel – the sp-ce between a man’s b-lls and -n-s.
that girl i went home with was a nasty freak! she went down and wet my desert.
someone says a joke which isn’t funny, instead of saying dry you say desert which is dryer than dry
what do you call a fly that cant fly? a walk…… desert!!!
a man that is a player that can get any woman. he super fine, really hot and s-xy.
you know what i mean desert
something you eat after dinner that is sweet.
chocolate fudge, apple pie

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