Deserterism


the belief of disowning your past interests/friends in fear of scrutiny and the possibility of humiliation.

the followers are called, “deserters”, “hypocrites” or in some cases “desertocrites”
regular guy: “american pie, the original, was a great film. it was hilarious!”

deserterism believer: “american pie is not a film! it’s a piece sh-t movie.”

regular guy: “but didn’t you own it on vhs and dvd, and have a poster of it on your wall back in the day?”

deserterism believer: “well yeah, but that was, like, 10 years ago. so, yeah.”

regular guy: “oh, okay… i guess.”

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