designated cockblocker
the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
ronnie: yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
mike: cool
ronnie: but bro, sam`s gonna be there
mike: that`s cool, i`ll be your designated c-ckblocker
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