designated driver race


if the bar you are at has the arcade racing games, you and your buddies race at the end of the night of course when your all drunk, whoever loses is the one that has to drive. you can go head to head or do the worst time if there is more than two of you.
guy1: are we going to do this designated driver race , it’s almost closing time.
guy 2: yeah, we better.
guy 3: lets get thi-(stands up and falls down)

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