Designated Hook up
(also dh) a person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. basically, insurance. because n-body likes to get left out a party right?
mike: hey dave you going to jessica’s party?
dave: yeah man, as long as i have a designated hook up.
mike: oh yeah, tina should be there, if things don’t work out with anyone else.
dave: i feel shallow for this though, mike.
mike: don’t dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
mike: i love you man.
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