Designated Observer


when a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably ‘sh-t-faced’ or ‘f-cked up’.
a designated observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to ‘score with’ or ‘tap’.

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