desk banana
a desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. the banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
person 1: “that banana has been on your desk all day. aren’t you going to eat it?”
person 2: “nah, it’s just a desk banana. you want it? if not, i’m probably gunna toss it.”
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