Desperado’s Wager


wordlessly and stoically brandishing one’s p-n-s as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. as a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. i gave up on ever being with martha last night and pulled the desperado’s wager. needless to say, she has since defriended me on facebook.

2. i laid the wager on barbara at giant eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a p-ssionate frenzy.

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