desperapist


a noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.
ugh, giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

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