desperascorn
noun: the emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful att-tude towards the only available s-xual candidates.
not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like cr-p afterwards.
the barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & i was filled with desperascorn.
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