Desperate Asian


an unlucky asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
ben: so how did it go with rebecca last night?

ryan: it didn’t. her “surprise” was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. i think i’m just gonna txt elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.

ben: d-mn!!! you’re a desperate asian!!!

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