Desperate Sausage
a single, alone, s-xually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. he is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. in addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. he usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with “sausage texts” and “sausage calls” when he expects women to contact him.
…ring…ring….hey man, what are you up to?
-oh, i thought you might have been this girl i got a number from. i just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.
oh sh-t, i was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.
-we are desperate sausages…
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