despleen
to despleen is to remove someones spleen and eat it, this is the only way to kill someone and leave them ashamed and demoralised in the afterlife
jimmy: you snood!
deathmonkey: wohahahahaha (riiip-thnap-squish-squish-chew-chew-chew-gulp-burp!) (note:if someone does this too often they become a spleeniac)
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