Desplinter juice
a slimy substance consisting of bear jiz, pine needles, and bacon grease which is said to have healing powers. its natural habitat is in the catskills mountains but there have been reports of sightings in the slums of newburgh.
camper1: dude that bear just ate my arm.
camper2: rub some desplinter juice on it.
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