desqualorfy


the act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a ‘person of interest’ visiting you, in an effort to avoid being disqualified from potential romance on the grounds you are a slob.
it took me four hours to desqualorfy my place before that hot chick showed up.

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