Dessert Alert


when there’s a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. you can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, “dessert alert.”
anna: (thinking to herself) look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! i have to tell rachel about it!!…
anna walks casually over to rachel and whispers..
“dessert alert.”
rachel: ” i’ll head for it immediately after i finish this conversation with this person.

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