Dessert and Coffee
inserting both your b-lls (coffee) and your c-ck (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
this includes both v-g-n-l and -n-l intercourse. if executed with a same s-x partner the act then becomes “tea and crumpets”.
i hope you don’t mind baby, but i’m going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
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