Destructo-Five


a high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
after finishing our final exam, i was so happy that the horrible cl-ss was over that i destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!

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