Determined Hippie
when an individual is so determined that not even a scooby snack will change his or her mind.
max: “dude please let me borrow your van!”
derin: “nuh uh man.”
max: “come on, not even for a scooby snack?”
derin: “get out of my pad max.”
max: “sheesh, you’re such a determined hippie dude.”
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