Detipping
if the service in a restaurant is so poor you can always detip.
if they have added the 12.5% service charge you take it off plus an extra 12.5%. remember to explain why you have done it.
if there is no service charge simply take 10% off your bill.
“this food is sh-t and the person serving it takes bl–dy ages to do anything, lets detip.”
“detipping… that means more money for booze. let’s do it!”
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