detroit burrito
a sh-t taken in someone’s car usually in an act of revenge or defiance. often left as a message in a poorly parked car.
terrell played lookout while juan took a sh-t the size of an axe handle in the back seat of benny’s cadillac. when juan finished terrell looked in and said, “m-th- f-ck! that is one big -ss detroit burrito!”
they laughed as they left and juan turned back one last time and yelled, “welcome to dee-f-ckin-troit, b-tch!”
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