detux


noun: the recovery period required after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.

verb: the act of recovering after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.
(n.) after an awesomazing piano performance, kyle drove around listening to the weepies for detux.

(v.) after a fantasmalicious piano performance, kyle had to detux for a few hours by driving around listening to the weepies.
the recovery period required after a wedding, ball, formal event, recital, or orchestral performance.
hey, do you want to go get something to eat after the wedding?” “no, man, i gotta get home and detux.”

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