Deuce Dial
the act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.
jake: “i should have listened to you about those burritos. it’s like ‘alien’ in my stomach. i bet you can smell it through the phone.”
nate: “stop deuce dialing me. i don’t want to picture you sh-tting. ever.”
jake: “stop answering my calls after we get mexican food…”
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