deuce-dialing
talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your p–p with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while p–ping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. no picture and you’re merely having a conversation while you p–p, not deuce-dialing.
you are talking to your friend while taking a dump. after the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the cr-p, and send it along to him/her. congratulations, you’re “deuce-dialing”.
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