Deuce in Dry-Dock
the act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a t-rd in the bottom of the bowl.
“phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that i mind his english mastiffs in his absence. i fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a deuce in dry-dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from phillip and scorn from his mistress.”
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