deuce patrol


the act of doing a fly by at the nearest sh-tting hole. this is usually an office formality to ensure that the sh-tting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and f-ckwits. in some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate sh-t conditions or to call an “all clear” for -ss slams.
thank god juan just went on deuce patrol . i am crowning and that f-cker mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all f-cking afternoon. i just want to sh-t in peace!
unauthorized p–ping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in winding waters. he boat ramped the withertons, then he broke in smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of sh-t on old man rome’s front porch before he p-ssed out.

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