deusch


one of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.
if “deusch” is the way you spell “douche”, you’re both.

die, idiot.
if you spell it this way, you are one.
brian: dude you are such a deusch.

kayla: honey you can’t spell it that way or everyone will think you’re stupid.

brian: oh ok…i’m gonna go clean my v-g-n-… can you tell me how to spell it when i get back?
description – deusch is a slang form of the word douche, and contrary to belief, it is a correct spelling do to the difference of context, and considering it is not literal, it is slang.

in comparison..

deusch – a pathetic annoying jerk. someone commonly obnoxious without reason, or extremely arrogant and selfish.

douche – a chemical based cleaner for a v-g-n-.
ex1:
dave: “d-mn, did you hear that john’s sister got fired cause she wouldn’t give her boss a bl-wj-b? he’s such a deusch.”

ex2:
dave’s friend: “nope, but i do know i walked in on john’s sister cleaning her v-g-n- with a bag of douche.”
a nickname for a device used to clean out the v-g-n-.
marc n. is a deusch.
a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans p-ssy
riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.

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