deutshtard
same meaning as douchtard, but pete wentz made it up. one of his clandestine shirts says it.
person 1: what r u wearing?
person 2: who is this?
person 1: chillin in clandestine. what you wearing?
person 2: please stop, deutshtard.
person 1: -batheart- fail.
person 2: blocked.
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