devert
not to be confused with ‘divert,’ already a word, or ‘convert’ which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, de-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they’d rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world’s various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you’d be sentenced to burn in the flames of h-ll forever.
this church used to be packed every sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.
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